2 weeks, 2 nights out, 2 ends of the spectrum of chat up lines!

Scenario1

Sat in a nice bar with a couple of female friends on a Saturday evening chatting when a man approaches and asks if the empty chair at our table is taken. We explain that we are expecting more people and so the chair will be taken shortly. He asks if he can take it for a few minutes and promptly sits on it. After establishing that my friends are married and I am single the conversation goes as follows:

Him – do you like brown people?

Me – excuse me?

Him – simple enough question, do you fancy men that have brown skin? Never mind…do you like a penis that is long and straight or slightly curved?

Me – I’m pretty sure that a curved penis is a medical issue and I’m not willing to discuss my penis preferences with a stranger in a bar.

Him – why not?

😱😡🤐👎🙉😤😳 there are not enough emojis to express my reaction to this. Luckily more of our friends arrived and he scarpered!

Scenario 2

Walk into a nice bar with a couple of friends and whilst my friends are being served I get a tap on the shoulder. The following conversation ensued:

Him – can I just tell you that you look amazing in that dress.

Me – ah thank you very much! And thank you for being man enough to tell me what you think.

Him – you’re welcome. And you smell amazing too…can I buy you a drink?

☺️😀😍 wonderful.

So here we see 2 very different approaches used by 2 very different men.

I know which one I preferred, perhaps there are some gentlemen out there after all!